Sleeping Security Guard

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0	Security booth, may I help you?
0:03.9	Hey, uh, this...
0:06.3	Sir, can speak up I can barely hear you.
0:08.9	Is this a, is this a security booth down by the, uh, by the gate?
0:13.1	Yes, sir.
0:13.8	This is security booth.
0:15.3	Yeah, listen, man, there's some people, uh, next door to me.
0:19.5	They, they keep... I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but I ain't, you know,
0:25.3	I ain't really show what's happening.
0:27.3	I know, I know I heard this lady scream or something, man, but I just.
0:34.3	Okay, sir, if you can give us the unit number that you're in,
0:38.6	we could have somebody come right over there and check that out.
0:43.9	Hello, sir?
0:46.4	Sir?
0:48.7	Hello?
0:51.5	Sir, you okay?
0:52.9	Yeah, I got a sleeping disorder, man.
0:57.3	Oh, okay.
0:58.7	Honestly.
0:59.5	But I understand.
1:00.7	The people next door to me, man, they was, I mean, they was sitting there.
1:04.9	I heard this lady screen, and I just didn't, I didn't want nobody to, you know,
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