Sleeping Security Guard

Run That Prank

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Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2018

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

This takes sleep shift work disorder to another level. Fool #1 shows us why he is "The King of Pranks."

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0:00.0	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after is my strawberry letter for today's subject.
0:05.4	I'm so sick of my daughter.
0:08.6	That is a subject.
0:10.4	But right now, it is a nephew.
0:13.7	He's here with today's prank phone call.
0:15.7	What's you got, Neff?
0:16.8	Sleeping security guard.
0:19.5	Sleeping security guard. No. Sleeping.
0:22.1	Security God.
0:23.4	Here you go.
0:28.2	Security booth, may I help you?
0:31.2	Hey, uh, this... Sir, can speak up I can barely hear you.
0:33.8	Is this a security booth down by the gate?
0:38.0	Yes, sir. This is the security booth? Yeah the gate? Yes, sir.
0:38.7	This is a security booth.
0:40.2	Yeah, listen, man, there's some people next door to me.
0:44.4	They keep...
0:46.1	I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on,
0:48.6	but I ain't really show what's happening.
0:52.2	I know I heard this lady scream or something, man.
0:55.2	But I just...
0:58.2	Okay, sir, if you can give us the unit number that you're in,
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