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Run That Prank

Sleeping Security Guard

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

A man with a sleeping disorder is trying to report a noise disturbance to the security guard. Imagine that!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.8

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour,

0:08.3

it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:09.9

The subject is, get this, his past won't let him last.

0:14.8

His past won't let him last.

0:17.1

We'll find out what that means.

0:18.5

We'll get into it in just a few.

0:23.0

Right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

0:28.0

What you got for is, Neff?

0:29.8

X going to give it to me.

0:31.0

I'm sorry.

0:31.5

I know why that's in my head this morning.

0:34.6

X going to give it to me.

0:35.9

It's in my head. I'm holding up my ex. X going to give it. It's in my head.

0:38.4

I'm holding up my ex.

0:39.6

Why are you doing it?

0:40.3

It's in here.

0:41.5

I miss me some DMX, boy.

0:45.4

Yes.

0:47.5

Yes, yes.

0:48.2

RIP.

0:48.7

I got it for you.

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