Sleeping Security Guard

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

A man with a sleeping disorder is trying to report a noise disturbance to the security guard. Imagine that!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.5	Coming up at four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:09.7	The subject, over 60 and full of stamina.
0:13.3	Oh, really?
0:14.2	We'll get into that in just a bit.
0:16.9	But right now, it is time for the prank phone call with the nephew.
0:21.1	Nephew, what you got?
0:22.4	We're going to take a little nap right now, Sharia.
0:24.2	We're going to take a little nap.
0:25.0	This right here is the sleeping security guard.
0:28.7	The sleeping.
0:29.2	We just got to work.
0:30.8	We naping.
0:32.0	Security guard.
0:34.0	Sleeping security guard.
0:36.2	Cat dog, if you would.
0:39.8	Security booth, may I help you?
0:42.0	Hey, uh, this...
0:44.3	Sir, can speak up I can barely hear you.
0:47.0	Is this a security booth down by the gate?
0:51.1	Yes, sir.
0:51.8	This is the security booth.
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