Sleeping Security Guard - 3.16.26
Run That Prank
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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Let me get to it, Shirley. |
| 0:05.8 | I got a classic for you. |
| 0:07.0 | This right here is sleeping security guard. |
| 0:10.9 | Sleeping security guard. |
| 0:13.8 | This right here is a shown-up classic, as I call. |
| 0:17.6 | Well, I ain't going to give it up. |
| 0:19.2 | You haven't heard it before here. |
| 0:20.3 | It is sleeping security guard. |
| 0:22.1 | Let's go get a dog. |
| 0:25.0 | Security booth, may I help you? |
| 0:27.1 | Hey, uh, this. |
| 0:29.5 | Sir, if this. |
| 0:30.1 | I can barely hear you. |
| 0:32.2 | Is this a security booth down by the, uh, by the gate? |
| 0:36.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:37.0 | This security booth. |
| 0:38.5 | Yeah, listen, man, there's some people next door to me. |
| 0:42.7 | They keep, I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but I ain't, you know, |
| 0:48.5 | I ain't really show what's happening. |
| 0:50.5 | I know, I know I heard this lady scream or something, man, but I just |
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