SLEEPING ON COUCH

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

A woman cheats on her husband and makes him sleep on the couch.

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0:00.0	Well, she just, this lady, she just had to, you know,
0:02.2	No, I know why.
0:03.4	She's, because she's like, oh my God, this is insane.
0:07.1	Yeah, she just had to do a number one, but.
0:09.6	Mm-hmm.
0:11.6	Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha ha. I just don't like to think about girls being so gross.
0:20.4	Uh-uh.
0:21.4	No, it kills it for you, right? It just it definitely makes me look at
0:26.0	girls differently. When you like combine it with that, it's like wow. Wow. That is
0:30.3	some nasty stuff right there. Nasty, like, what are you eating?
0:33.8	I've never heard anything like that in a boys restroom.
0:37.2	I mean, yeah, like boys restrooms are gross, right?
0:39.3	But I've never, I mean, that was 30 seconds.
0:41.5	All right, there's this woman.
0:42.6	She posted it online.
0:44.3	And she goes, is it me?
0:45.8	Is it just me or popcorn farts the best?
0:50.6	I never noticed. I don't...
0:53.0	That smell like popcorn or like after...
0:55.0	I guess, I guess, she just likes the feeling.
0:59.0	That's just, all right.
1:00.0	No, it's very gross.
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