0:00.0	Forever
0:00.8	Dog
0:02.0	Warning, the following podcasts may contain
0:07.0	Drippy Rainbow Art
0:08.9	Reaching Cape Maturity
0:11.1	Hypothetical Spitting Scenarios
0:14.0	and the beginning of the Steaken Bourbon Wars
0:17.6	All this plus we lower the drawbridge on Sleeping Beauty's Castle.
0:22.3	Hey, it's podcast the ride. Welcome to podcast The Ride with three hosts who cleverly deploy forced perspective.
0:50.5	For example, Mike appears quite tall, but in reality, he's actually a good deal shorter than Jason.
0:57.2	Funny how that works.
0:58.5	You wouldn't know.
0:59.4	When you see us on stage, it's a very clever force perspective thing.
1:03.5	Yeah, you know, this is Mike.
1:04.9	And, yes, Bob Gur designed Jason and I almost 40 years ago to this day.
1:10.0	So we're coming out about that. That's interesting. I've heard that rumor.
1:14.4	Yeah, no, it's true. I've seen it online, but you're affirming this. Only the clever engineering mind could have created Jason Sheridan.
1:21.7	You know, you put enough turrets on my head and paint on my body. That's the thing people don't know.
1:28.3	After hours, a lot of paint needs to be updated on me to keep the illusion consistent.
1:34.7	A lot of maintenance going on.
1:36.1	Your touch-up team, your perpetual round-the-clock glam squad.
1:39.5	And also got a great deal on that lead boy paint or whatever it was for tomorrow.
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