Sleeper Cells | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels Jones & Catturd – Ep. 987 – 3/13/2026
In the Litter Box
Jewels Jones & Catturd
4.7 • 621 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Aldi can't save you from an unexpected drenching. |
| 0:04.4 | Not again. |
| 0:06.3 | But they can save you from pouring your pennies down the drain. |
| 0:10.3 | At Tesco, frozen blueberries are 3 pounds 10. |
| 0:13.6 | But Aldi's are just $1.99. |
| 0:16.7 | Aldi. Always finding ways to save. Thank you. I'm Hello, hello, hello. |
| 1:31.7 | Today is Friday, March 13th, |
| 1:34.8 | 2026, episode number 987. |
| 1:39.2 | Please remember to like, share, follow, |
| 1:41.4 | and hit the notification button |
| 1:43.1 | so you know when we go live on this show. |
| 1:46.4 | You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat turd. Hey there, Kat. How are you? |
| 1:53.9 | Thank God it's Friday, people. Friday 13th, no less. Again. I know. I don't think I remember when the last time it, probably 13, it's been two months |
| 2:03.7 | in a row. Oh my gosh, spooky vibes. Seriously. I mean, when you think about it, |
| 2:09.5 | especially with everything that's going on, I don't know. I wouldn't like to walk under a ladder |
| 2:14.8 | anytime soon. |
| 2:23.0 | If you're superstitious at all, then, you know, I would avoid that and broken mirrors and black cats. |
| 2:24.0 | I can't avoid because I just love them. |
| 2:26.4 | I think they're the cutest ever. |
| 2:28.5 | So no, I won't be avoiding them. |
| 2:30.7 | But anyhow, there's tons happening here. |
| 2:38.2 | I just hope this war gets put to bed quickly, |
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