I don't like blood and girls

But I love them when they're lengthily discussed

Because nothing's more relaxing

It's even the cries of death and love

So spend a tender hour with Gory Lee and Russ

Hello listeners of With Gory Lee and Russ, this is Matt Gory Lee

And before we begin this episode, I just wanted to mention that we somehow broke our record talking about sleepboy camp and went almost four straight hours

Now that's okay with us because we know most of you listeners come to this podcast expecting it to be cozy

And at length, however, Patreon wouldn't let me upload that big a file so we decided to do the next best thing

And that's extend the season in extra week and make sleepboy camp a two-part episode

So here's the first half and the second half will be out next week

And then the three following weeks will take care of the rest of the movies of this season

So please sit back, relax, and enjoy as we transition outside with the birds chirping and a long discussion of 1983's sleepboy camp

What words do I have?

What words do any of us have?

Who could have words to describe 1983's sleepboy camp?

Maybe the only words we could have are the five W's of journalism

Who, what, where, where, why, and then how?

We should try to answer that, that is a great thing to bring up

We should try to answer the who, what, when, where, why, and how

Because it's the only way to get to the bottom of this

I've done some cursory research and I don't know that those questions not only are they not really fully available online

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