Sleep

Three Bean Salad

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4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Victoria suggests that the beans talk about the subject of sleep. On their way they touch on Margaret Thatcher, soldiers in the jungle, and the act of eating a crab's memories. Plus bird stories.

NOTE: do not listen to this episode while you are sleeping or it will reprogramme your brain and you'll wake up with the intellect of a small brown bird.

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0:00.0	You know, last week someone emailed in saying that they'd noticed that we talk about
0:15.7	anuses quite a lot, and they sort of laid down a challenge that we should do an episode
0:20.9	without mentioning the anus.
0:23.6	With that in mind, ask me what I did this week, what did you do this week, Ben?
0:28.2	I went to the doctor and he prescribed a stool softener for an anal fissure.
0:34.2	Oh, nasty.
0:35.2	Oh, that's an ouchy, that's an ouchy place to have a fissure on my word.
0:41.1	So he prescribed, I was it a stool softener?
0:44.2	Softener.
0:45.2	Yeah, it's like a fabric softener, so it comes out, it comes out, it comes out a shop
0:49.4	friend.
0:50.4	Has it got the same thing where you're never quite sure which wear to pour it in?
0:54.2	Is it like...
0:55.2	Is it so unclear?
0:56.2	Is it the ears?
0:57.2	Is it the anus itself?
0:58.2	Is it the nose?
0:59.2	And then it's gone for all three.
1:01.2	It's just evenly spread out between all three, yeah.
1:05.2	Oh, God, I'm sorry to hear about the state of your, about the state of your ass.
1:10.2	So was it, is it constipation?
1:13.2	Yeah.
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