Hello, welcome to the Bore You to Sleep podcast, the podcast that will hopefully help you get to sleep.

I am going to read an open source book, one that is not particularly interesting, but one that is

hopefully boring enough to get you to sleep.

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Tonight's reading comes from

The Meccas of the World.

Published in 1913 by Anne Warwick.

This story starts off in New York, as it was during the early 1900s. My name is Teddy,

and I aim to help people everywhere get a good night's rest. Sleep is so important, and my mission

is to help you get the rest that you need.

The podcast is designed to blame the background while you slowly fall asleep.

Thank you to everyone who shared their words of gratitude with me during the week.

Thank you to iTunes listener, Ali Mendi, for your magnificent review.

It's almost a story in itself.

Thank you.

Thank you to insta user, Laura of House Nebraska.

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