Hello, welcome to the Bore You to Sleep podcast, the podcast that will hopefully help you get to sleep.

I am going to read an open source book, one that is not particularly interesting, but one that is

hopefully boring enough to get you to sleep.

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Tonight's readings comes from

The History of Chester Cathedral by Thomas Rickman.

It details the history and the architecture of Chester Cathedral, as well as the mines that created it.

My name is Teddy, and I aim to help people everywhere get a good night's rest.

It's raining where I am, so I hope it doesn't bother you too much.

Sleep is so important and my mission is to help you get the rest that you need.

Each episode is designed to play in the background while you slowly fall asleep.

Special thanks to Jackson from tuck.com for background while you slowly fall asleep.

Special thanks to Jackson from tuck.com for reaching out to let me know that tuck.com has included me in their list of best podcasts for sleep. Really happy to be listed. Thank you.

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