Sleep Driving, iPhone4 and More
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
Comedy Cellar Network
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2010
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, all right. This is Robert Kelly. |
| 0:06.0 | This is Robert Kelly. |
| 0:10.0 | Podcasts. Number seven. I'm driving in a car. I'm doing 72 miles an hour and it's 4-22 in the AM. I'm exhausted. I'm fucking tired. My eyes are flickering. I've almost fallen asleep twice. My wife didn't know that. So I'm going to do a podcast to stay the fuck up and I'm exhausted. |
| 0:52.0 | I think I might change the podcast name I know it's |
| 0:56.5 | fucking dude you know what dude whatever I think I might change it to, oh look the sun is coming up. |
| 1:06.0 | That's not what I'm going to change it to. |
| 1:08.0 | I just looked to the right and I saw that the sun was coming up. |
| 1:11.0 | So I think I might change it to Robert Kelly just talking to myself. |
| 1:17.0 | Because that's what this fucking thing is. It's me talking to myself on my fucking that brand new iPhone 4. So anyways I'm in a |
| 1:31.6 | car I'm fucking exhausted I'm in a car, I'm fucking exhausted, I'm driving to New Hampshire right now for my |
| 1:39.2 | little weak vacation. |
| 1:40.8 | I'm going to be up here for the fourth. I'm going to do a little fly fishing, a little |
| 1:46.8 | fucking matching the hatch, some riding, some exercising, some kayaking, some shiakingaking some shopping some eating some relaxing |
| 2:01.1 | a bunch of fucking whogaroo I don't even know what that means. I just made that up. |
| 2:06.0 | As I'm speaking right now, just to let you know that my wife is sitting next to me just staring at me. |
| 2:17.0 | That's just shaking your head. |
| 2:24.0 | But let's talk, number one, let's talk. |
| 2:29.0 | Number one, let's talk. |
| 2:30.0 | I got my iPhone 4 and it is a fucking beautiful piece of machinery. |
| 2:37.0 | Physically it's fucking amazing calls. The whole thing with the antenna being dropped, not a problem, haven't had that problem. |
| 2:53.0 | The whole thing with the yellow line to the phone, not a problem. |
| 2:58.0 | Let's start at the beginning, shall we? |
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