Slayer Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

What makes a band the heaviest metal band ever? Unless it's ridiculous Satanic imagery, muddy production, subpar musicianship, stupid lyrics and releasing the same album over and over for militant fans... Slayer doesn't have it. Every music writer who ever voted for Reign in Blood to be on a list of the best metal albums ever made should lose their job effective immediately. Honestly, if they had any self respect, they'd resign. That's what Slayer is finally doing after years of raking it in as the most overhyped band in metal history, retiring. And to that we say: good. Slayer sucks.

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0:00.0	Sla-a-a-a!
0:08.2	Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, just la-a-a-a-a!
0:17.2	Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh.
0:19.4	That's my class beat with my tongue.
0:21.5	Euw.
0:22.5	I have a question for you.
0:24.9	What?
0:25.9	Do you have a slayer tattoo?
0:27.1	Yeah.
0:28.5	How old were you when you first started carving slayer in your arm?
0:31.3	I've been carving slayer in my arms for those four, brah.
0:33.9	You carve into your arm or your leg.
0:36.3	Well, just anywhere.
0:37.3	I mean, it really is just about finding a clean patch of skin at this point.
0:41.1	Where is slayer is not carved?
0:42.4	Where it has not yet been.
0:43.4	Have you ever, can you think of a band with more fans that have horrible tattoos of their band name?
0:50.9	Ooh.
0:51.9	I'm sure.
0:52.9	I mean, we kind of covered this with sublime, because everyone gets that shitty tramp stamp
0:57.5	sun thing.
0:58.5	Slayer, the demographic really is more tattoo-prone metal in general, just sublime.
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