I can't stand small British children.

Wow, man.

I'm sorry if I'm coming in hot.

It's just the first thing people hear.

When they turn on their device and they pick besties,

the first thing that they expect to hear is like,

Mario's got a new hat.

But then you come out here with...

I can't stand small british children and

here's why yeah who do they think they are who do they think they are okay okay sitting at

breakfast i've got a i've got an anecdote all lined up to prove to you. To prove that all British children are bad.

You've got an anecdote lined up to prove that every British child is bad.

Yes.

I was sitting at breakfast with my family.

British family comes and sits next to us.

That's all fine.

I have no problem with that.

Thank Christ.

We were looking out the window of breakfast, and out the window was a hummingbird.

Fantastic. A moment of pure nature visiting us in the middle. Was it zipsupe and around?

Or was it like still kind of like looking at you as well? It was healthy. Was the bird British? I don't believe so. It was flying on the other side. Okay. Here's the thing. So we're all excited about it. The British family's excited about it. Also, totally fine. If this story does not end with the child going outside and eating the bird out of the air, you are not going to prove to me head first.

That this anecdote has anything to do with all British children being bad.

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