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Hello, and welcome to the emoji edition of Slate Money, your guide to the business and finance news of the week.

I'm Slate's Moneybox columnist, Jordan Weissman.

Sadly, as Felix sort of hinted last week, he and Kathy are out.

It's just me of the three regulars. However, don't fear, we are joined, or I am joined this week by Miriam Gottfried from the Wall Street Journal, who also has our own podcast heard on the street. Merriam, thanks for being here.

It's my pleasure.

Once again, your second time. Is this your second or third time? It's my second time. Your second time around on the show. And, and we also are joined by Shane Farrow of the Huffington Post. Hi, great to be here. And also this is your- Looking forward to having my own podcast sometime in the future. Yeah. You're feeling left out. This is also your second time in the show, right? It is.

Awesome. Awesome. Well, we're glad to have you both back. We're going to be starting off on a kind of a tale of two social networks. Facebook right now is refining the way it's going to control all of our emotional lives while Twitter is just figuring out a way to even get into them.

I think it's gotten into them maybe not quite in the right way. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, yeah.

Again, get into more of our lives, I should say.

Then we're going to talk about another sort of emotional event in the world of business.

Univision investing in the

onion, which is a very important publication to many of us young adults. And what this kind

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