Slash and dash!

slash and dash!

We have to slash quickly and then dash to a comedy show.

Okay, so you voted for penis origami.

You filthy animals.

Which isn't really origami but it's like got

penis stuff in it I do someone just playing around with a penis I taught penis

envy to my year 11 to today and Ederplist and electro complex they were like miss are you having a breakdown

I was like I didn't make this up it's a real thing

imagine if I made it up just to freak you all out and they were like that's the kind of thing you might do.

I remember learning about penis envy at school and thinking the same thing.

I was like, don't tell me I want a penis. How dare you?

I was like, when you get home, what are you going to tell your parents when they say what did you learn today I fancy you?

Yeah, well at that when they when we did at school like I hadn't even had sex and the thought of a penis being anywhere near me was horrific to then be like yeah what you really want is a penis.

I'm like no I definitely don't.

I started off with a description of Luke and a description of my dad.

What does this suggest and the kids are like

that your father is like your husband

and I was like does it mean that I fancy my dad

and they were like no

and I was like maybe it does

That was brave

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