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The Open University, the future is open. Hello Slash and Dash. And Dash. Right, so you guys voted on Patreon for this week's slash and dash and they voted for investigating his own crime.

Ooh. Which I thought it was my favorite one and I'm glad they did but I can't believe our

listeners chose that over knob and bollocks to that.

That is literally the first time they've not gone all-out crude.

Yeah. It's going to be like the final episode of Poiroiro where he was the murderer and then he dies.

Spoilers.

Actually, I know you're supposed to say spoiler before you say it.

Whoops.

He's watching Poirot, it's not 90s.

The last episode of Poirot was only when is like, I don't know, 2000 or something.

Okay.

I've got like, I teach, well you teach kids that were born way after that.

I teach kids that were born then and I'm like you're an adult.

It's really weird. Poiro is eternal. So, um, shout out also to whoever wrote the lovely review that ended with I'd like to hear more from Luke

because that's literally like destroyed my life every time I mention the podcast

he says oh what my podcast well they'd like to hear more of, maybe they didn't mean they want to hear more of Luke and his recordings.

Maybe they just want to hear us talk about Luke more.

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