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S'laughter: True Crime Podcast

Slash and Dash: If she's Barbie then I'm princess Jasmine.

S'laughter: True Crime Podcast

S'laughter: True Crime Podcast

True Crime, Comedy, News

4.5981 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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You voted for the Ken and Barbie killers from Ontario, Canada. To vote next time, don't forget to check out our patreon!

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0:00.0

Slash and Dash!

0:01.0

Slash and Dash!

0:02.0

You guys voted for, if she's Barbie, then I'm Princess Jasmine.

0:06.0

So it's the kind of Barbie killers and she doesn't look like Barbie.

0:10.0

Oh, she has got flesh colored in the penitent.

0:15.0

Yeah, and no genitals.

0:17.0

And her head is so big that if she was real she'd topple over.

0:23.0

Oh, I'm sick of her in that.

0:25.0

It's one of those like...

0:27.0

But there's that girl who looks like Barbie

0:30.0

and she's got the same proportions.

0:32.0

So clearly that's wrong have you seen her yeah but isn't it because she's

0:37.0

still got a human skull there hasn't she is it that school would be heavy maybe and

0:41.2

Barbie's feet were always made so that they were ready to be put into high heels.

0:45.6

Yeah. So like they couldn't, I hated that about Barbies that they don't stand up on their own.

0:49.6

Yeah, just give her a flat feet.

0:51.6

Give a flat feet and let her wear platforms.

0:54.0

I work for the Spy skills.

0:56.0

So this is the Cannon Barbie Killers from Canada, Ontario.

1:02.0

Ontario, Ontario, Ontario. Ontario, Ontario.

1:03.4

Ontario. Ontario.

1:04.4

We were taught this, we were scold in this often on Twitter.

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