Slapstick Diplomacy – March 2, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2025
⏱️ 163 minutes
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Summary
- Trump & Vance v. Zelenskyy, Eli Zaret joins us, the greatest sports movies ranked, Shane Gillis on SNL, RIP David Johansen, a Cuomo comeback, and the saga of Mary Kate Cornett.
- Jim gives a free plug to Mabel Gray, as he showed up hungover today.
- Eli Zaret drops by to complain about a Victor Wembanyama auction, Zeke Mayo is getting bullied, sportsmanship, Trump pardons Pete Rose & Rob Manfred considering reinstating him, Justin Tucker’s quagmire, the Red Wings screwed, the fastest at the combine, the Pistons on a roll, Spencer Torkelson’s roll with the Tigers, MSU basketball, eulogize Gene Hackman and more.
- Robert De Niro is an ex-president in Zero Day.
- We’re lacking good sports movies lately. Rotten Tomatoes has the worst sports movie list possible ever.
- Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live in a pretty decent episode.
- RIP David Johansen. We re-tell the tale of Arthur Kane.
- Donald Trump and JD Vance yelled at Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
- Elon Musk popped up on Joe Rogan’s podcast again and stirred up some shit.
- Memecoins are just pump-and-dumps. Trump has his own coin, as well.
- Andrew Cuomo is attempting a comeback.
- Aroldis Chapman loves his mom. Knock it off, Chapman!
- Pete Davidson is nearly tattoo-free.
- Kim Kardashian is selling an $825 t-shirt.
- Kylie Jenner can’t sleep since her hairstylist died.
- Jonathan Kaye agrees to a plea deal following his scuffle in New York.
- With Love, Meghan drops another teaser. She totally copied Pamela Anderson.
- Prince Albert of Monaco has a hell of a team photo.
- T. D. Jakes is tied to a sexual assault but deny, deny, deny.
- MSNBC is in shambles.
- The saga of Mary Kate Cornett.
- Kathy Griffin and Jack Black got it on.
- Kanye West is sporting a swastika in public.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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| 0:32.6 | You're listening to the Drew Lane Show. Look at this panel of losers. |
| 0:41.1 | Oh. to the Drew Lane show. Look at this panel of losers. Oh, yeah. |
| 0:43.5 | What's popping? |
| 0:47.1 | We're all a little early today, and I am running late. |
| 0:51.0 | I actually had to move the show up, Mark is sick and he's so sick. |
| 0:55.1 | I really, I was hoping he didn't get better enough to come in today because I didn't want whatever the hell he has. |
| 0:59.4 | It sounds awful. |
| 1:00.3 | Yeah, he had a high fever. |
| 1:01.5 | He wasn't feeling good. |
| 1:03.1 | Whatever he had, I didn't want it. |
| 1:05.3 | So, you know, back to, I talked about this how I used to always, remember they used to say yeah music music director they uh they uh pick the music and they do the scheduling and I was like I mean the scheduling |
| 1:16.1 | what the scheduling you put a piece of paper on the on the studio door and it's the same thing every week why do people act like it's a big of a job and then whenever anyone is sick it drives me crazy because |
| 1:26.7 | i Jim can only come in at two so I have to |
| 1:29.6 | move the show up so I got to tell Brandon and then I forget to tell Eli Eli's wants to start at four |
| 1:34.5 | I'm like well we can start a two or we can bring out it's like scheduling is a pain in the ass and I'm a |
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