Listen to dear a dear a rup a pop pop pop a rup a pop pop to the romp on palm

put a pop a pop shoot on and it's me Tom and it's me Tom

And it's me, Tom. And it's me, Ben. And it's me, Matthew, yes. We've all got our pop shields on, and we are here recording into microphones that are going into computers in separate parts of the country.

It's very exciting actually.

It's a way of the world.

In separate parts of your ear canal.

Well, you know what?

That's the one thing that no matter where we are in the world we're always in the same place which is

directly in the listener's ear canal and hello with those with those three

little bones you have in your ear we are the three bones that you wish to pick

inside your ear. I was about to say that

there are more bones in your ear than in any part of your body but then I realize

that's your foot. And also...

So I'll hold off on facts.

Also as well, there are...

The ear is part of the body.

So there can't be more bones in the ear than in the body because there's got as many bones in the

ear plus all the ones in the body. Well this is the breaking news listener dear we have colonised

your ear canal and we are claiming it as an independent republic.

A romp-pom, a romp-pom, a rump-pom, a-rump-pom, a-rump-pom, we've got a pop shield on.

Well, um, welcome to an episode of Flatshire Slamdown.

It's a big one, Flatshire Slamdown.

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