Slambros: WWE Logic - Don't Think About It

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🗓️ 10 March 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We are three week away from WrestleMania and WWE logic is on pull display. While Vince and crew honestly believe they are making some engaging choices to keep people excited for the grandest wrestling show of the year, they are anything but. The Slambros, Boman12L and Illa YC, return for the 20th episode and try to maintain their sanity in the face of baffling WWE logic.

Before then, The Slambros go digging in the Dirt! This week, the dirt sheets are filled with hostage situations and wrestling signings. America’s other large promotions are making moves to talents like the Broken Hardy Family, Alberto El Patron, Bully Ray and others to their bands. No one knows what’s going on with Shaq vs The Big Show for WrestleMania. The first match announced for the show may not happen. Does “New Look” Big Show have Shaq shook or has Diesel not been taking this “Dream Match” seriously?

Fastlane was another middling WWE PPV. While the show did clear the road for the storylines heading toward Mania, it did so in the most boring way possible. WWE Logic was in full effects throughout the show, as wrestlers seeming forgot the rules and mechanics of wrestling matches. RAW and Smackdown Live were also used to set up the most insipid matches while closing the possibility of exciting mix ups. Hey at least Randy Orton vs AJ Styles was dope. Stay tuned to Slambros!

2:35 Diggin’ in The Dirt
15:21 ¡Las Aventuras de Alberto El Patrón y sus Amigos!
18:15 Fastlane Recap
36:08 RAW Recap
46:34 Smackdown Live Recap
57:04 New Shows/ Outro

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0:00.0	Actually, my first thought was, who the fuck is Jack Swagger?
0:02.8	Then it took a second to dawn on me.
0:05.3	And then it was, oh, Jack Swagger stills a fucking job.
0:12.3	Put one finger in the sky.
0:16.9	You're dumb up.
0:17.6	Use your fucking mind.
0:19.4	Hey, what's good, folks?
0:20.8	You are listening to the 24th, 20th episode of The Slam Bros.
0:26.8	I am your host, the Bowman 1-2-L, the Fiend, Black Aquaman.
0:31.9	Join me as always the co-host, the Cynic, the champ, Illa Y, C, Illa, what's good.
0:37.6	What's the skeptic, Illa Y C, Illa, what's good? What's the skeptic, Illa Y C.
0:40.0	What up?
0:40.9	Oh, man.
0:42.3	Everything is good, man.
0:44.0	Everything is good, except for this WrestleMania car.
0:48.4	You know, who looks a scene.
0:50.8	It's shaping up.
0:51.6	It'll be terrible, man.
0:52.3	But I got to ask you, I got to ask you a question.
0:59.2	Like, how old do you get to be when you just have no fucks to give it to the gym anymore?
1:06.4	Like, like, what is there? Is there an age when you get to be one of those old folks that just like, you know, you don't give it goddamn at the gym and just do whatever the hell you want?
1:11.1	Sound like you got a story to tell, Bowman, what's up? Man, you know, um, man, this weekend I was at the gym, I was swimming some laps in the pool, man,
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