So if John Sina loses, John Sina starts to doubt himself.

John Sina talks to a small child.

That small child tells him to believe, and the child gives him the headband,

and then the single tear comes down, John Sina's face,

and the American Eagle comes flying from behind him,

and John Sina turns into Super Sina, and then he wins the title.

That's how you think.

And the American flag falls on the ceiling of drapes and fireworks and shit.

I mean, you know they're going to do it up in here, like, fucking fruit loops and Cheerios dropping, you know, from the sky.

Little kids and other lovers of short-armed people, you know, stand up and rejoice.

Put one finger in the sky.

Hey, what's good, fambrose?

You're listening to the Slam Bros show.

This is the 21st, 17th edition of the Slam Bros podcast.

I am your host, Boma 112.

Join me, as always.

It's the other host, Illa Watson, Illa.

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What's good, Bowman?

What's happening?

Slam Bro. Hope you guys are ready for another

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