Slam Poetry and Butter Faces

Do Less God Bless

Trey Kennedy & Jake Triplett and Studio71

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On this episode, Jake shares what his Shark Tank pitch would be and Trey tries some spoken word. Also discussed is Trey's time in Utah and Jake's best impressions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Trey, you know me. I've seen Shark Tank a couple times, so I think I'm a business just mogul now.
0:06.0	I've got a business idea I'd like to pitch to you and everyone out there.
0:10.0	We've all heard of the shampoo head and shoulders.
0:14.0	Stay with me.
0:14.8	Okay, yeah, I'm the shark, I'm in the tank.
0:16.9	Okay, I'm listening. Jake is in here pursuing $10,000 in exchange for how much 20% 20% of his business. He lives with
0:31.6	his parents and is an MIT dropout.
0:36.3	Yes, didn't actually get accepted,
0:38.0	but I like to say that I dropped out.
0:39.3	Just has a little ring to it.
0:40.9	That could work.
0:42.2	Yeah, right? I'm sorry to tell me that. Am I, yeah, I will,
0:44.7	MIT just didn't finish. Yeah, I just said it didn't end up finishing at
0:49.1	at Harvard and be like, wow, that's cool. Like you were pretty close, probably.
0:53.2	Like, yeah, just didn't up, you know, stuff came up
0:55.6	and I had other ventures and just never got around
0:57.4	to finishing Harvard, but wanted to.
0:59.8	It's like Michael Scott in the office,
1:00.8	like, you know, for my wife and kids someday. And I really want my wife and kids someday and I really want a wife and
1:04.1	kids someday yeah all right oh welcome to the shark tank what is it what's up sharks
1:09.6	so you guys all know except for Damon what using shampoo is like like they always have some little joke in there.
1:18.0	Yeah, I'm out for this one dog.
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