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911 Calls Podcast

Slam Drunk • Whoa Man Scorned

911 Calls Podcast

11:59 Media

Society & Culture

4.65K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We find out what happens when you drink drugs at a drinking party. This one has stepdads, bails, girlfriends, shabby things, voicemails, and cheaters.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the 911 cold spot guest with the operator and his deputy staff sergeant, Jack Lona.

0:20.0

What's going on?

0:27.0

Hi, son, I'm my boyfriend. Okay, 615.

0:32.0

Is that what you said? 615? Yes. Okay, who is your son?

0:39.0

Oh, good morning, Lona. Spock of the Dutch bush, a la muska.

0:51.0

We should never, we should never speak another language, is that a bee? No.

1:03.0

That would be kind of fun Easter eggs though in podcasts. If all of a sudden you were cranked out in another language and people had Google what you just said to see.

1:14.0

Turns out to be a discount code. For better, for like every plate or hello, fresh.

1:22.0

Accidentally, all of our ratings go sky high because Zach is standing or something like that. Accidentally you're speaking whatever language they speak.

1:32.0

They speak our language, how are you? The language is scared. Right?

1:40.0

Oh, man. Okay, I have a question for you. Hey, Lona. Hey, hey, did you ever have that awkward dynamic of having to learn to like or not like one of your parents new significant others after your parents split up?

1:59.0

Yeah.

2:03.0

Moving on. And and a follow up question. And if so, did you ever have any intense encounters with them? Yeah.

2:16.0

I'm kidding you talk to me. Okay, I feel the same thing you're feeling right now, which is a massive emotional wake.

2:27.0

We're just going to glide right onto the next bullet. All right, I answered the question. The most of the Johnny Depp trial. Yes or no, please sir. No problem.

2:39.0

You finished that watching the whole trial. You're like, man, I've never gripped my fists so tight. You're the whole like white knuckles on the mouth.

2:49.0

Get her. Get her. Team John. Oh, man. They're both pretentious. Dicks. I mean, but it's it's been entertaining. It has.

2:57.0

They both live in a law, law land. That's for sure. And that thing. That's what makes it even more of a circus is like what they what they describe happens on a boring Wednesday evening is like no, no, nobody, nobody.

3:12.0

Everybody gives Maryland, Manson drugs to just hope he'll stop talking. That's not a thing. No one does that. Also, no one can admit to doing that and not just get locked up.

3:24.0

You know, Maryland, Manson now has something on you. I was drugged by Johnny Depp, you know, I got went down a rebel with that with because I thought that I really loved Hunter S. Thompson's.

3:37.0

I do love a lot of his writing and all that like fear and lowly Las Vegas. The hell's angels thing. He did what I'm called mescalito. I don't know. I'm trying to flex my those are the three I know and it's pretty impressive.

3:47.0

It's more than nine. Okay. And so I was watching because I know there were friends after the fear and lowly in Las Vegas movie because Depp had to spend a lot of time with Hunter and Hunter was a real character.

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