This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

The following show includes stories of sound baths, ketamine, Pittsburgh, improv comedy, dating, and a snake curse.

If any of that offends you, if you're faint of heart, simply switch this off and fire up

one of my many fine films instead.

Might I suggest Jurassic Park?

Ha ha, rah.

Yes.

Reptines shapeship. Never face, never faded. So I'm guessing you figured this out, but that wasn't Jeff Goldblum.

Hi, I'm George Aval Lotus, and I'm a comedian, actor, Nightmare, LA, multi-hyphenate.

George is smart and funny and pulls off a great Jeff Goldblum, not just because he sounds like him, but he's also wiry and handsome with dark features in a young Goldblum way.

Like most comedians, George is also pretty neurotic, and one of the ways he channels that

neurosis

is by tracking everything.

I write anything down that resonates with me.

Like, my notes on my phone are like a compulsive compendium.

Like, if I read a book, I transcribe every passage that matters to me.

I do believe in, like, building your own meaning.

His notes are meticulous.

Lists of every book he's read, recipes he's tried, quotes, stats, down to minute details from conversations.

So while I could keep trying to paint a picture of George's personality,

instead, I'm going to let him read the results of just a few of the BuzzFeed quizzes he's taken.

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