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Warning.

The following episode includes discussion of magical leaves, prophecies, miracles, big temples, bigger

disappointments, black magic, fresh lime soda, and snake astronauts. Sensitive listeners,

you've been warned. It's the middle of August.

I've been in India for two minutes, and everything is falling apart.

I want the complaint number for the universe.

I want a manager on the line because this is not what my astrologer, Dr. Kumar, told me what happened.

So you're in the right track.

Something very profound is going to happen to you now.

I mean, Dr. Kumar did predict I'd be going to India for this show.

There are lots of things for you to accomplish, including foreign travels.

So go to India.

Because that is where all the gian and wisdom is.

And he also said this.

You cannot fail.

Let's put it as that.

Back in April, I experienced a miracle of astrology. I'd walked into a random astrologer's office in April, I experienced a miracle of astrology.

I'd walked into a random astrologer's office in Queens,

and during my session, the astrologer Dr. Kumar had told me something horrible would happen.

And he was right.

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