Hey, okay, I promise I'll keep this debrief short. So I just had my date with the Bumble

guy, so cute. He surprised me with tickets to see this band I love. Then he got us a spot at

the front so I could actually see. It was amazing, you know, like I really felt good vibes.

Oh, and he sent me a let me know when you get home message. That makes him really hot.

Kindness is sexy. Find it on Bumble.

Good evening, this is the broker criminal underlord from Boosha Neath. I'm coming to you because my staff has brought me some startling

revelations about the story that you're about to hear.

And seeing as how I've spent nearly a year absent from the program despite a groundswell of

public outcry for more broker content and my very generous offer for the broker and friend spin-off pitch, which was ignored to produce

Courier's Call by the way.

I believe some revenge is in order.

For the past several episodes, the characters and Game Master of this very program have referenced the fact that tonight, this very evening in game time, they'll be going into a meeting with a bandit Queen Sifa to finish the exchange

that I helped negotiate over in Bousgenythe.

However, by the next recording, the entire cast of this series has forgotten that timeline.

They'll instead do something else with the evening, believing that their meeting is to take place on the following day.

So many of the thrilling plot points that all of you

are looking forward to so much are not going to be heard for several recordings yet, because

James Damato can't remember the words that he says.

Obviously the sort of narrative negligence is indicative of the type of person who would also

reject the show Broker, which is kind of like Frazier but with more couture bird costumes.

Anyway, I believe in a situation like this punishment is definitely called for

and while I don't have much of an imagination or taste for it. I employ people who do. So I'll be

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