Skyjacks: Episode 77

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Margaret desperately defends herself from a group of drowned sailors while trying to make her way to safety. La Llorona the Drowned calls forth The Underswell to make Jonnit more easy prey. Then it basically becomes the Ryan Lochte show for a while because the dice actually hate James. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Violence, James is still a few episodes away from learning how to properly say "La Llorona," body horror, an argument could be made for heresy, seriously those who are passionate about religion please remember our show is fake and a lot of this action is metaphorical Dear Uhuru: This Dear Uhuru is absolutely drenched in Donkey Sauce Back the Skyjacks Album Kickstarter Learn about the Call of the Sky fan lyrics contest Submit verses to: Calloftheskylyrics@gmail.com Skyjacks Setting Zine Volume 1 Find And Donate to a Local Bail Fund Pre-Order The Ultimate Micro-RPG Book! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Duncan Donuts to sponsor us.
0:02.4	Travis Matago's favorite food is now the big and toasted.
0:05.8	It's a great sandwich.
0:07.7	It has a huge sandwich.
0:10.7	Travis's canonical favorite sandwich, which is something Johnny that you just gave away in this moment and the audience has been beating down our door to know. I can't believe...
0:24.8	Give us the sandwich tomorrow. We need to know.
0:29.6	What's his favorite treat? And we can't spoiler about this.
0:35.0	We can't spoiler bought the, the, the cold open.
0:38.0	And it's just out there.
0:39.0	Beverage is still PBR easy, correct?
0:42.0	Dunka, Chino Dunketino.
0:43.0	Oh, well, it depends on who's given us the money.
0:46.0	If Duncan's giving us the money, it's a Dunkachino.
0:49.0	If it is perhaps Blue Ribbon, it is PBR easy.
0:52.0	So there isn't a scenario in your mind where he takes the sandwich from Duncan and dunks it in a PBR Easy.
1:02.3	If the money's right.
1:04.4	Oh, why would you do that?
1:06.4	We were having a good time, James.
1:08.8	Why did you...
1:10.8	Oh, that picture.
1:15.0	most sponsorships don't require you to ruin the product and make it worse.
1:20.0	Does it in a beer that's mostly water?
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