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Campaign: Skyjacks

Skyjacks: Episode 68

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Due to technical difficulties, this episode was recorded twice. The same events roleplayed twice. Travis seeks out Jonnit and Gable to tell them about his encounter with Orimar. The Uhuru crew votes on how to handle the inevitability of an attack on Nordia by The Mariner. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Bathroom jokes, nudity Dear Uhuru: What if ee just skipped it? Vote for Asians Represent! Find And Donate to a Local Bail Fund Help OSN performers During the COVID Crisis Pre-Order The Ultimate Micro-RPG Book! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, so for this, let's see, uh, we should have known, we should have known from

0:10.3

the fucking counten on the last one.

0:12.1

Yeah, we should have called it there.

0:15.7

I mean, just so that we say it for the air,

0:18.6

we are about to record the same episode again.

0:23.4

You know what?

0:24.4

But the first one was too good, too hot to handle.

0:29.1

So don't worry, this one's going to be much worse. Oh, yeah. Oh, The sun rises over Nordia. A deep crimson red fills the sky.

1:25.0

The light that crosses the land rolls across the hills and wells of Nordia like blood. And piercing through that crimson-lit air, we hear the calling of the

1:40.5

heart bell, ringing out across the ship letting every resident of the Ahuuru know that in roughly an hour or so

1:50.5

There will be a vote that's a callback joke to a thing that you don't get because again

1:57.5

do need to emphasize this is the second time we're doing this.

2:11.0

Let's open once again on Trappis, who was woken up this morning by the captain,

2:18.6

who came into the room, pulled the gun, put it down, and then handed over Deref's heart and the heart of the bandit queen and left.

2:24.3

So Travis is gonna find, try and find his compatriots.

2:29.6

Um, and how is he to go about doing that?

2:32.6

Well, first place is going to check is the bathroom.

2:37.6

We have to rebuild the bathroom.

2:41.6

We can build a better bathroom. We can build a better bathroom.

2:44.0

A faster bathroom.

2:47.0

A stronger bathroom.

2:48.0

We have the technology.

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