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Campaign: Skyjacks

Skyjacks: Episode 54

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Games

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We flashback to the Uhuru landing in Nordia to reveal more about how the crew was able to land safely. It involves solving a mystery and meeting several new members of the crew. They learn an important lesson and I'm pretty sure alot of this will stick around and have very long-lasting implications. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: More poop jokes than we honestly should have made, JO Jerry, jokes about "Men's Rights Activists," animal deaths, gore, April Fools Nonsense Dear Uhuru: You might get sad? Help OSN performers During the COVID Crisis Pre-Order The Ultimate Micro-RPG Book! Give it a review! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by the dating app Bumble. You know what

0:04.4

instantly makes someone more attractive? Kindness? Like when they take you out to

0:08.9

your favorite restaurant just because? Or when they check to make sure you made it home safely, or when they surprise you

0:14.8

with tickets to that really obscure rock band you love, that kind of thoughtfulness is really, really

0:21.2

hot. Kindness is sexy. Find it on Bumble. The Oh, The So we are aboard the death of the U-Huru as it is pulling into a new port. They have just

1:19.6

weathered a terrible, terrible storm. Everybody on the ship is soaking wet, has been wind blown, and is seeing the relief of the sun for a long time.

1:32.0

floating over Nordia, you can see that there is a large open sky ship

1:36.9

port that could receive a ship the size of the Uhuru.

1:40.9

There are a couple smaller ports, and only one of them is occupied by a very fine looking

1:46.4

ship but I want to join our crew because I believe right now you are in the captain's quarters and you're debating over the

1:59.0

newest member of the

2:05.0

member of the crew or debating over a stowaway that you've found on the ship I think is probably the best way of it's the stowaway there yes I believe the stowaway is with you okay go ahead

2:10.0

guys we can't we can't be too hard on him. Okay? Look if you guys remember I was a stowaway too. I snuck aboard the Ahuru you were all right? I think so I think so I think I did. I know it's true it's true. A young John it was a stowaway and the

2:29.6

captain or a mar decided to keep them on.

2:32.6

It's a fun bit of lore that we all learn today.

2:35.0

I think it's safe to say that no matter what,

2:37.0

that almost anything we say sort of today

2:40.0

is kind of in a gray area.

2:42.0

In a gray area. I feel that. I don't know why but I feel that way.

2:44.8

I was sure I was a stowaway too. Why not? Who cares? I mean I think you were I think we just

2:50.4

listen to that not too long ago. So I don't know why I said listen to it I didn't

2:55.6

experience that memory it was really just the two people that would have it I'm one of those

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