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Campaign: Skyjacks

Skyjacks: Episode 51

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Battered but aloft, the Uhuru takes port in a new town. But before disembarking, our crew comes to face with the consequences of their actions. CONTENT WARNING Cold Open: Extensive pee-chat Main Show: J*rk *ff J*rry, descriptions of severe wounds, descriptions of severe burns Buy James' new book which is out now! Give it a review! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Keep talking y'all I'm using the bathroom. I'm right back. Yeah I got to use the bathroom too.

0:07.3

Oh are we coming with you to the bathroom? Yeah,

0:10.3

T me. He'll just give us a full report later.

0:13.0

All right, come on, let's go.

0:15.0

This is, I mean, you'll be able to hear us.

0:18.0

This is, this is John Romero with the soothing sounds of piss. If you're pissing you're listening. That's

0:27.1

98 piss. When I have a piss I like to think about all the other times that I've had a piss and all the ways I can change it up sometimes.

0:37.3

You know I'd like to see a big vat of all the piss I've ever pissed in my life.

0:46.7

We really put things in perspective, you know?

0:49.2

Hmm.

0:50.2

How many gallons of piss do you think that like an average person does in a lifetime?

0:57.2

A lifetime maybe even a year let's just step back at a year?

1:00.2

gallons well you like say you do like a pint a day, or like the bladder,

1:10.1

or however much it holds, and you do it twice a day if you're hydrating well.

1:17.0

So you only pee twice a day?

1:20.0

I'd be like a hundred times a day.

1:22.8

Well, like, I think we fill up our bladders

1:26.1

to capacity about two times a day.

1:29.7

But we pee at different times.

1:31.2

Okay, wow.

1:33.8

Did you go? Fucking rude.

1:34.8

So apparently, 800 to 2,000 millililiters a day.

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