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All four of these women are in Paradise right now with him and the two girls that he

had hooked up with before basically came on the show being like, I'm going to ruin him. I'm going to end his like bachelor career.

Some wild shit. So that's why when I watched it I had no idea what was wrong.

There's like a lot of you need several different series worth of context.

Unless you follow them all on Instagram and like follow them all on Twitter.

The Bachelor Extended Universe.

So this is kind of indistinct from wrestling in a way.

I say it's sex wrestling.

It's wrestling for women.

Like it's the same. Because Philip and I were. same because Philip and I were oh Philip and I were

arguing so hard he was like Ali is this a worker a shoot yeah is him

releasing the text messages a worker a shoot and I'm like I think it's a shoot I think it's all a shoot I'm just

mad that it's called the Bachelor the Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise and not Bachelor

Raw and Bachelor Smackdown.

Bachelor War Games.

Bachelor in Paradise is like a Royal Rumble.

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