Skyjacks Episode: 317

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Games

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Dairy Queen is ice cream, right?
0:05.9	Yes.
0:06.7	Yes.
0:07.0	Ice cream, but also random food.
0:10.2	Yeah.
0:10.5	They can do like hot dogs.
0:12.5	Hard eat, cool treats, my game.
0:15.2	That gives me the impression that it's like a Costco soft serve situation, which is less
0:19.8	appealing to you now.
0:29.0	100%. Although, famously, one thing that the employees are supposed to do when they give you a blizzard,
0:37.0	which is the like signature treat, it's supposed to be like a thick blend like ice cream and some American candy bar or whatever.
0:39.8	So like a snicker bar blended up in there.
0:42.2	They're supposed to hand it to you and turn it upside down to show that it is very thick.
0:47.3	It's thick enough to stay there, sure.
0:49.1	And sometimes I'm sure that goes horrendously wrong.
0:52.2	Yeah, because do they pay these people enough to actually maintain those machines at the right temperatures?
0:59.3	No, absolutely not.
1:01.1	And also, you're a weird asshole if you request that in the first place because the ice cream's going to be fine.
1:08.5	But yeah, it will flop out and they will have to remake it.
1:13.8	I don't know.
1:15.1	No, I'm definitely obviously a person who is nice to service workers,
1:19.3	but there is something very amusing as like a tourist being like,
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