Skyjacks: Episode 284

Campaign: Skyjacks

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Leisure, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Games

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Travis contends with the chaps of the dead wing, drawing on his power as a luminary to will a way through the endlessly shifting halls of a frayed reality. Somewhere within this mess is a boy who had to grow up on his own, and at Travis' side are the parents who always loved him. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Body Horror, tearful reunions, supernatural therapy Dear Uhuru: The terrifyingly fleeting memory of improvisers is made to contend with the fac that their exploits are recorded, I guess also vore COSMIC CENTURY KNIGHTS Get the game on Kickstarter!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the mailing list for James' game design projects⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Order now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave a review!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ THE ULTIMATE RPG PODCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listen Here!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SKYJOUST FIGHT WITH SPIRIT EXPANSION ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get it now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SKYJACKS: COURIER'S CALL IS BACK! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listen on Spotify (or any other podcatcher app)!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ STARWHAL PUBLIC FEED: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listen on Spotify (or any other podcatcher app)!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ JOIN OUR MAILING LIST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Right Here!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If they put Paul Hollywood to death, I will allow them to keep Robbie Williams.
0:08.4	I feel like that's a compromise.
0:11.0	Oh, you don't like Paul Hollywood?
0:12.4	I want him to suffer.
0:15.1	Wow.
0:16.5	And it's because I've seen one episode of Bake Off.
0:19.9	One episode of Bake Off. One episode of Bake Off.
0:21.4	And it was the episode where they had to make pie in the American style.
0:26.6	Oh, God.
0:27.3	That was incredible.
0:28.2	Paul Hollywood was like, this person has made pie in the American style properly, but I don't
0:36.4	like pie in the American style, so I am going to
0:39.2	rate it poorly. And I was like, that was your rubric. You gave the rubric to this person and you created
0:46.9	the circumstances of their failure. You should not be a celebrated man. No one should feel
0:52.6	honor touching your hand and receiving a handshake.
0:56.5	They should touch your hand and drag you into hell where you fucking belong. So you get to pick,
1:03.5	UK. It's either Paul Hollywood or Robbie Williams.
1:06.9	Music Williams.. This is things starting to shake themselves apart.
1:47.8	It is almost like one of the forces that Travis suffers against, has suffered against historically in his life the most.
1:59.1	A river.
2:00.1	A river with a strong current.
2:02.6	As you try to hold something still in a river that has a strong current,
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