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I forgot we bought a fucking bird Jesus.

Yeah.

Because you want to make it fuck.

Matt Damon movie.

We bought a duck.

We bought a bird.

It's such a more reasonable though. That's the prequel. What are we going to do with this bird? Well?

Credits. It's just a short before the movie.

I don't know where to put my bird.

It's the Hotel Chevalier of we bought a zoo. Oh, The Well, let's get down to brass tacks. We're here to exchange some money and some of us will come away much more

richer than we started and then we went into this room and some people are going to walk out here with a lot of

feather weave. So how about we just go ahead and make some offers?

Well I'm glad that you have an understanding of the business, my boy. I was expecting a bit of resistance from from pirates but it's it's good to know that

we've got someone in the room with a good head on their shoulders we got it we've all got places to be

well well let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here.

Can I get y'all something to drink?

Oh, be careful, my friend Lightfellow here will get you into a lengthy ticker if you're not careful.

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