Skyjacks: Episode 197

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Games

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Three strangers walk into a tattoo parlor run by a metaphysician. A foppish and eccentric merchant, his egar and petulant son, and their extremely large friend. They claim to be passing through, which is unusual for Sorrow's End. Little does this humble office and Red Feather controlled port know, it is currently hosting the most notorious crew of pirates ever to sail: The Uhuru. These strange but amiable travelers bear a striking resemblance to Captain Orimar Vale, his Navigator Jonnit Kessler, and The Uhuru's helmsperson Gable. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Medical system jokes, Orimar doing a wild voice for this disguise, Jonnit says daddy Dear Uhuru: This is a Character from Mystery County Monster Hunter's club, teen endangerment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Meerkat Napa, the gritty new crime fiction from the creators of Meerkat Mr.
0:06.0	Sir Guy, are you still in the bath?
0:08.0	Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.
0:11.0	Can I come in?
0:12.0	Ah, no, no, no, no, oh, just need to grab the claw clippers.
0:15.0	Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
0:17.0	What?
0:18.0	Whoa!
0:19.0	Can't look at a foaming!
0:20.0	No!
0:21.0	No! I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't wombat it mir cut it
0:29.2	simples ha ha ha! Or if you're going to provide Salt Lake for deer, provide them limes to suck,
0:39.0	provide them to gila to drink.
0:41.0	Come on, deers want to get turt too.
0:45.0	Yeah, they deserve it.
0:46.0	Life is hard for a deer.
0:48.0	Life is hard for a deer.
0:50.0	They need to party.
0:51.0	And they need to party in like a tropical south of the border stop.
0:56.0	Give a deer a Corona. Put a lime in it.
1:01.0	Yeah, we're like we're not PETA, we're PETA adjacent because we, you know, it's
1:07.1	ostensibly animal rights, we are completely wrong about how they work like PETA is, we want them party on this. Yeah exactly animal rights the party.
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