Skyjacks: Episode 176

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Members of the Uhuru crew: Pliff, Carlos, Jerk-Off Jerry, and suddenly Toku instead of Bathroom Barry are still trying to find The Uhuru and the rest of the crew. Even with a heading thanks to JO Jerry's subdermal implant the forest has plenty of dangers to bar the way. Also, Nodoze isn't there. Look, memory is a trial with the schedule we had to keep for this one. The continuity is in shambles. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: More masturbation jokes, snakes, lots of continuity errors that are 100% James' fault Dear Uhuru: Implied underage drinking, references to Courier's Call 2023 CONVENTION TOUR SCHEDULE Emerald City Comic Con, March 3rd, Seattle Washington Level Eater 13 March 16th, 18th C2E2 March 31st-April 2nd, Chicago IL ACD Games Day May 24-26, Madison WI Gencon August 3rd-6th, Indianapolis IN CAMPFIRE CARDS Pre-Order Campfire Cards! Email preorder receipts to contests@oneshotpodcast.com to win the right to choose the subject of the next Skyjacks short story. Join Our Mailing List Support Us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh boy, never in my life, oh Travis, Travis, Travis, Travis, Travis, Travis McChee's, um,
0:15.5	Gorable, Gorable, Gorable Skyjorks.
0:19.1	I like to imagine that you were trying to not kill them, but you were trying to be like,
0:26.6	I want to talk to them, you accidentally just kill a bunch of them through diplomatic, Jesus Christ.
0:36.7	It's aggressive negotiations.
0:38.2	No, I do, you have that in you.
1:06.7	We begin in the wood following the heroes of the Uhuru, the crew members who are currently
1:33.2	looking for their ship.
1:34.9	I believe we have Toku, Carlos, Jane, no, we got Cliff.
1:41.9	Well, no, yeah, that's right.
1:43.4	Cliff, it's Cliff, you were playing Cliff, that's right, Cliff, and jerk off Jerry.
1:49.2	Deep in the woods, one of you has just failed to climb a tree to see your way through, but
1:55.9	you have constructed a compass of sorts, I believe, uh, that will be able to point you in the
2:04.1	direction of the ship.
2:06.0	It was the dermal, like, someone's got the, yeah, some of Jerry's subdomal magnet is all
2:11.1	like, right, yeah.
2:14.8	It is, I think, mid afternoon, the sun is still peaking through the leaves.
2:20.7	You can hear the ambient sounds of wind rushing through leaves and branches of birds calling
2:27.4	in the distance.
2:29.3	It is an otherwise pleasant summer day, apart from the fact that you're in a very creepy
2:35.5	forest.
2:36.8	I hope this plan is going well.
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