Skyjacks: Episode 114

Campaign: Skyjacks

One Shot Network

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Games

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

We join Captain Orimar Vale in the process of trying to restore order to his life. His office, his ship, and his body have moved at the whims of wills other than his own for nearly a year. Finding a sense of normalcy will be slow work. Made all the slower by interruptions from aspiring starwatcher Jonnit Kessler. Meanwhile, Gable, Nodoze, and Pliff help Wendell Barge celebrate his upcoming nuptials with a new partner on week-long couture bachelor party hunting trip. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Chronic injury parallels, guilt, insecurity, hunting, giant wild animal death Dear Uhuru: Implied non-consensual message MARGARET WEEK 2021 Twitter Tumblr THE ULTIMATE RPG GAMEMASTER’S WORLD BUILDING GUIDE Get a copy! Skyjacks Setting Zine Volume 1 Skyjacks Album Buy The Ultimate Micro-RPG Book! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I think it is important because, you know, you and I are the only people from Florida to
0:08.3	explain it.
0:09.3	Every pen in Florida is a sexy naked lady pen, whether you're, you know, whether you're
0:15.2	at the bank or at the office, every pen, when you tilt it, the sexy lady does get naked.
0:21.8	I don't think I've seen one of those since like the 90s.
0:25.2	I'm glad they're still, they're still going somewhere in the world.
0:28.5	It's cool that you visited Florida in the 90s.
0:30.5	It's cool that you went to okay.
0:33.8	It's not a bit 15 years ago, Charlie Chris put on his boots and wrote a big law that said,
0:38.9	all pens have to be sexy lady pens.
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.9	The whole pens have to be sexy.
0:42.9	I would believe that.
0:43.9	I really would believe that.
0:45.9	And Ron DeSantis tried to make them either sexy ladies or alligators who are eating a man
0:52.1	on the other side of the pen.
0:54.6	That was too expensive.
0:56.5	Too expensive.
0:58.1	All right.
0:59.5	I now need to use the restroom.
1:01.5	So everybody stay talking.
1:04.5	Give me some fun treats.
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