I hear all the time that on game day the head coach really doesn't have much to do.

And that it's just when do you go for it on fourth down?

When do you call your timeouts, right?

The big picture decisions, I could do that.

If I knew that I had a great offensive coordinator, a great defensive coordinator,

I could figure out when to go for it on fourth down.

I can figure out when to call a timeout. I play Madden every day. Oh, that's right. You play Madden. That's right. You're ready to be an head coach. When you play Madden a lot, you realize how simple football can be. You always go for it on fourth down, on side kicks, fake Pontier. It would be, it, it, I may not be very successful, but the games would definitely be entertaining.

Dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Nice little touch at the end there.

I'm not ready to beat coach flugs.

I'm not ready to go on a

barnstorming tour of the NCAA like Barstool Big Cats, alter ego, coach Doug Doug

Dugerton. I know it's, I know it's Gus. Gus Dugerton now at Tennessee. This guy has

no loyalty. He should be ashamed of himself. Has he ever been at one school for more than

one year? No, you have to stay one step ahead of the NCAA sanctions that are surely going to come

and got to keep on moving. Got to pack your bags and keep on moving. The Chip Kelly approach,

slide under the door, reach back and grab your hat before it slam shut.

Smart move.

I don't know much about NCAA regulations, but I have a feeling that only an escape to the NFL is the truest way to get away from any money or whatever things you may be giving to your players.

But you know what? There was a time where I cared about college players getting things they shouldn't get. Now my attitude is get whatever you can, everybody else is. So Coach

Doug's getting it done now with the University of Tennessee. The first time that program has

been relevant in a long time, thanks to Big Cat.

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