in Eve, okay, y'all want free stuff, right?

Adam and Eve must be fucking with us,

cause they still back here.

That means you guys must be buying them condoms,

must be buying them sex toys,

that petroleum jelly or those,

I don't know, loobs or all that kind of stuff they got,

but they're giving away free stuff, okay?

It's gonna ignite your Valentine's Day.

Matter of fact, get your shorty something nice,

I'm edible underwear or something like that.

Is that still a thing?

Basically, when you go to Adam and Eve.com

and select almost any one item,

you're gonna get 50% off.

That's pretty dope, right?

But here's where you get the free stuff.

When you enter our exclusive code of checkout,

that's flagrant, all right?

Not only do you get 50% off the one item,

you get also 10 tantalizing free items.

First, for your viewing pleasure,

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