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Dumb People Town

Sklarbro Country - 5/4/2020 - Sklars in the time of Covid-19

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday, we hope you are enjoying your weekly preview of the Sklarbro Country.


The Sklar Brothers talk about a perfectly valid unemployment claim that raised a few eyebrows. Randy finds out that swingers clubs are a thing.

Jen Kirkman Checks in. Listen to her podcast wherever you get your shows.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeans come to you.

0:11.2

Hey guys, welcome to another episode of

0:13.7

Skull Armor Oken, tree the virus edition aka the pantypods aka two guys one couch aka

0:20.4

two jews no Terry crews aka two slouches one couch aka two Wolverines one quarantine aka two bros no hose

0:29.0

aka a salmon couch that smells like salmon

0:33.7

aka someone said sklar's in the time of quarantine. Yeah, either way we are here

0:39.9

Sklar's in the time of COVID-19. Yeah, so I was the time of COVID-19

0:43.3

We're here to try and give you 30 minutes of your day to just relax breathe breathe not on someone else breathe into a mask

0:50.7

Make sure you are doing following all the rules of social distancing and everything, but you need time

0:55.8

I need this in a in a day where I get that walk around you walk through your neighborhood

1:00.9

Maybe you're doing housework. Maybe you're doing dishes

1:03.4

Maybe you're in the morning. You're the guy or the woman of your family who puts away all the dishes from the night before and you just want something

1:11.1

This is this is your time. We're here to make you laugh if you think you've made some silly decisions throughout this quarantine and you're

1:18.7

Some face palms in your life. Just wait till we tell you about the people in these stories. Oh, yes

1:23.2

We've got some crazy. We've got some serious face palms, especially today. Oh, yeah. Oh dear God

1:28.5

so a lot of people are registering for unemployment and

1:33.1

when people do

1:35.1

and look there are people who are

1:37.5

registering for unemployment who have never registered for unemployment. Yeah, so there's a lot of new people registering for unemployment

1:42.9

I think there's like 20 million people who are registering for unemployment. Yes, so the government is a little worried about false claims and

1:50.5

Understandably like they're fair again. This is the system has not been taxed in this way right?

1:55.8

This is the ugly side of the gold rush right people may be scamming the US and if you're doing that don't do it

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