SKIPPY THE HITMAN

The Chip Chipperson Podacast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Chris Distefano and Chip come up with a great new DANGEROUS character for the Bay Ridge Boys. Flutesey looks sexy as hell and tries to get into Chipper's shorts. Anthony is jellis that Chip is sellin his crib for more. And Chip finally opens up about all of his SECRET MILLITERRY MISSHIONS.

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0:00.0	I'm a fucking fucking pilot. Yeah, shit. I'm fucking
0:03.5	pilot. Yeah, shit. I'm fucking
0:05.5	pilot. Yeah, shit. I'm fucking
0:07.6	pilot. Yeah, fuck yeah.
0:14.1	All right, listen, I'll come in, but you know what you got to do.
0:18.1	So if you guys like applaud and egg me on, I'll come in.
0:22.0	Oh yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Clap like you're trying to get me in.
0:25.3	Two, three.
0:42.9	I'm gonna come in when they clap. We did.
0:49.2	What's up, everyone? How's it going? How you doing, Chris?
0:53.1	Long time no see. I'm good, man. I'm good. I just finished the kids hallmark.
0:57.5	I had some tour to Leighney. I'm good.
0:59.0	Uh, it's good to see Anthony. What's up, Poozy? How you doing?
1:02.7	Yeah. Pretty good. I can't be complaining about it. I lost weight. Life's good.
1:08.8	You should usually wait for somebody else to say that, but yeah, you did. You look really good.
1:15.1	You look good. I'm just saying, you know, like COVID was like not bad to me.
1:19.2	Good. How'd you lose the weight, babe?
1:21.7	You know what? I stopped drinking alcohol for like two and a half months.
1:27.5	And then, yeah, straight, not one thing, not one drink for two and a half months.
1:31.7	And I became a vegetarian.
1:33.6	Oh, wow. Okay. Now I'm not. Now I'm not, but I was.
1:37.2	Did you like it? Two and a half months. I did. I felt very clean.
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