Skipping SAT Class

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🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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A dad who just dropped $1,000 on SAT prep gets the worst call imaginable: his daughter hasn’t shown up to a single class...

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed human.
0:04.4	Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
0:06.6	The Elvis Duran phone tap.
0:08.4	All right, into the phone tap.
0:10.5	Dear Elvis, my father recently spent over $1,000 to enroll me in an SAT course.
0:16.6	He thinks it's the most important thing in the world to help me move along with my education.
0:21.2	Why don't we phone tap him?
0:23.2	Why don't we tell him that even though he's spending all this money, I haven't appeared at one course.
0:27.9	He'll go ballistic.
0:28.7	This comes to us from Renee.
0:30.7	All right, Renee, phone tapping her dad.
0:32.8	Our own Garrett the carrot starts the call as the SAT class representative to rat on young Renee.
0:39.3	And then Renee, the daughter, takes over from there.
0:41.5	She's shopping rather than going to class, and Daddy's going to have a few words to say about it in today's phone tap.
0:47.6	Hello, Jim.
0:49.2	This is here.
0:51.0	Hey, Jim, this is Nicholas DeVito over at Zermboaty Academy.
0:54.5	Yeah, hi.
0:55.5	What's going on?
0:56.2	Is everything okay?
0:57.1	It seems that your daughter hasn't been attending class.
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