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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

I'm Tom.

And today's topic is skin.

I didn't have a topic prepared.

It's skin.

Let's talk about skin. Sorry, I need to clarify for all the listeners. I'm Tom Walker. I'm not, because I've guessed it on as scaredy boys recently.

Yeah. I am not handsome Tom. Because earlier this week, I was on a Zoom call, and someone said, handsome Tom, and I had to sit there silently, and that ate away at me. Oh, that sucks. Brutal thing about being the second Tom through the game. You are a handsome Tom. That's the roughest thing in the world. Oh, yeah, that's bad. I'm ever grateful that I'm the only Jackson here at the studio. Should we talk about skin? Yeah, let's do it. Let's talk skin. Let's get it. Do we have enough, do you think? Or could we do with more? Where? Where would you put it? Well, I don't know.

You tell me.

Maybe...

I could use a four skin on my four skin. Yeah. We could get a five skin going on this bad boy. That would be great. Enough that I could loop it back around down my penis and still not reveal the head. That would be the dream, I think. You know? What about if you sort of did like a finger trap where you had maybe some sort of tens

Oh, that would be nice.

I love that, cat.

How scary is docking, dude.

Also, that would be a...

You could put your hand through.

You could like something like a bracelet.

That's an intense thing to do to a penis, but you could. That's true. If we had the extra four skin, you could. Maybe you could get like a feather or something and just maybe that's like a different ring. It's a new hole. Oh my God, it's a new hole. It's been so long since there was a new hole. I always think that the holes must have been very disappointing.

Once we figured out we could fuck an ass and a mouth, you know, there's not really much else.

Oh, back in the day, you must have seen that graph going up and been like, man, I can't wait till day 10 of being alive when we've hit a total of 70 holes that are available to us. Because we found three on the first day. New holes are there be. And then you're fucking an armpit and you're like, oh, oh yeah. Well, it's not quite mouth level, but it's okay. Yeah. Guys, forgive the pun, but I think the bottom has fallen out of the whole market. I don't know. I think we need to get out of this particular area of research. We need to cut our losses and move on. It's true. I think you just renamed the department. Because Jackson, I remember, I think it was maybe one of the first conversations we had when I had joined Sans Pass, but it even might have been before then. We were sitting down one day trying to work out how many men you could, well, how many

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