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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:09.2

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0:16.1

Exhibit C. It's truly criminal.

0:46.8

Guys, gals and non-binary pals. Welcome to another mini-sode of bananas.

0:53.2

I am Kurt Brownwell. I'm banana boy number two, Scotty Landis. And I, uh,

0:57.9

Kurt's out of town doing stand in Wisconsin and in your honor. I ordered some Jersey mics today.

1:04.9

Yes, baby. Uh, I'm showing up right now. And you keep talking.

1:11.6

I will. I will tell people I have a deep, deep love for Jersey mics. I've talked about it on

1:17.6

the podcast I think in the past, but my first job ever, I look at that. I'm, I'm jealous. I'm jealous.

1:25.4

I never, it is one thing that I never get sick of. I could eat it every day of my life.

1:32.2

I worked at like, I think the second actual Jersey mics in New Jersey. It was awesome.

1:39.1

Like, um, it was one of the first handful of ones in 1990. I don't know, I was 14. So 1990.

1:47.7

Yeah, 1990. Isn't that crazy? That was my first job. The only job I ever been fired from.

1:54.5

Got fired for making, for telling them to make 11. Number eights instead of eight number

2:01.2

11s or something. Like I just flipped the two. And so it was like an enormous amount. It was a

2:06.2

enormous amount of subs that they made the wrong one of. Yes. Um, and then my guy, the guy who

2:12.4

worked who I worked under, uh, would just eat raw hamburger meat. And he just looked like the

2:19.5

most grizzled heroin addict ever seen just sitting in the back, smoking at Marble Red and eating hamburger

2:27.7

meat being like a steak up wow, baby. Yeah. And I'm like, it is. That is not that is not that is from my factory.

2:33.7

And, uh, yeah, you don't want to eat that, that raw Jersey mics meat. It's funny. That's like

2:40.5

such a trope of like thrillers and scary movies and stuff is like the, the guy eating the raw

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