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I'm going to address the elephant in the room.

Happy New Year, happy Christmas, blah, blah, blah.

One day three, skip a few. Vogue. Yeah. It's very clear. There's information required. What are you? Tell the listeners, what are you wearing? What are you wearing, Vogue? I bought this hat off a company called Wolf and Badger last year. Oh, I know then. I didn't get the wear out of it. Yeah, I didn't get the wear out of it. Does it suit me? Not really. But I said to myself, I'll bring it away again and I might wear it this time. And I haven't worn it yet. So I said, do you know what? I'll wear it on the pod so everyone knows I'm skiing. Once again, Vogue has forgotten that this is an audible platform and has not explained what she's wearing. Strong start to the ear, Vogue.

We're nothing if not consistent. It's never changed. Folks like, I'm a TV star, okay? If they can't see it, it's not my fucking problem. Chaman obviously fucked up with the setup, got locked out of her room. And yes, I'm explaining things but no, nothing behind it. Okay. Fogus wearing quite a large...

Oh, the lights went off.

Oh my God, what just happened there?

The lights keep going.

They're scared.

Ooh.

There's a question house.

Fogis wearing quite a large, high, white, traditional, culturally inappropriate skiing hat. I don't think it's culturally inappropriate. It's a skiing hat. And am I, we're grounding it one minute, 47 seconds into the pod? Yes, I am because I'm fucking poising. It looks native to me, Vogue. I'm just, I'm just going to call it. It's not native. It's not native. It looks native to me. That's like saying you shouldn't be wearing those glasses because you are trying to look like that penis. What's his name? Are you talking about blind people? Yeah. Steve, you wonder? Yeah. Fair. Oh, tush. What an excellent comeback. How dare you? Don't worry, I'm going to get a dream catcher tattooed on my lower back and then we'll all be fucked. Do you remember dream catchers? I used to have a dream catcher. I don't think this is not culturally inappropriate. This is like, you want to see the ones. No, it's not. I'm only joking. Should there's every influencer in the Alps. Any influencer eating Alp and in their own home

is around one of those hats this season. They're huge right now and it suits you. I did the biggest

beep beep on the slopes of the day. Nearly I wanted to crawl out of my own skin. It was so

embarrassing. Was it for the tan? It was for the tan and they told me in a meeting pre-Christmas. They were like our best performing post of last year was when he went skiing and you did a picture in the bikini. And I said, you know what? No way. I'm going to dry and top that bad boy. Yeah, fair play. Listen, business is business. Sales need to be made. So I've been humiliating myself on the slopes and it doesn't matter because I have a helmet and goggles on, so no one knows who I am. Listen, you're not doing anything. They're like, I'm chronically online. This is classic winter behavior in the influencer world. And that's face it. I wanted to it, you have a finger in that world.

You have a finger in, not a whole toe, not a whole hand, but you do have a finger. So I've seen people do the full bikini down the slopes and I admire them greatly. I just couldn't do the full bikini. Maybe pre-Christmas I would have liked to have done the full bikini. And, well, no, I don't think so. It's just, it's really cold. it's minus 14.

I've done what I can do next year.

If this one does better than... bikini and well no I don't think so it's just it's really cold it's minus 14 I've done what I can

do next year if this one does better than last year's post then I maybe I'll do the whole bikini

and then the year after that nude okay why not you pick laid out your tits won't take much I

asked yeah it won't take much that would be an easy it won't have to someone like to use that blow cone

down the hill I'll just wear, it won't take much. That would be an easy. It won't have to. Someone's like, do's that blow cone down the hill.

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