SKETCHES
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2023
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
This week: Jen talks about a maskless woman in Target being offended by Jen’s sneeze, calling bs on Harry Styles femme outfits, a prediction that Trump will be the first President who lives in jail while serving a term, courtroom sketch artists, and listener emails about the 11 year Anniversary of No Fun.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit Toys. |
| 0:02.0 | Well, she's got a lot of things on her mind to talk about now. |
| 0:09.0 | She's taking care of her voice so you know that she's not going to shout now |
| 0:15.4 | She's not going to shout now. So get your headphones ready to hear what it's all |
| 0:20.7 | about now when it's all about now what it's all about |
| 0:23.4 | we'll have no fun fun cushion group with vodka scrubs that today |
| 0:28.4 | we'll have no fun fun clucchen group with vodka scrups that today No Fun the Jen Kirkman Podcast, |
| 0:37.0 | Kirkman Podcast. |
| 0:41.0 | It is the last episode of April, thank you for being along for the 11 year |
| 0:49.7 | anniversary month of no fun. And let me just say to the woman in Target that just |
| 0:59.3 | glared at me just now. Listen, |
| 1:03.0 | listen lady. If I'm in a mask, which I was, and I sneeze, but even while wearing a mask, I sneeze into my elbow and I turn away from you. I'm behind you in line |
| 1:15.5 | facing you I turn away sneeze into my elbow with a mask on and you move away from |
| 1:21.9 | me when we were already a few feet apart and glare at me. |
| 1:25.0 | You don't have a mask on bitch! So you cannot glare at me for sneezing in a mask into my elbow. she kept looking at me I wanted to say it's a sneeze honey it's |
| 1:37.8 | allergy season I don't have allergies but you don't know that people people sneeze. I wasn't coughing, I sneezed. And she kept glaring. |
| 1:50.3 | And so I just stared her right in the eye until she looked away. |
| 1:54.0 | It was like two dogs, or other animals that stare each other in the eye. |
| 2:02.0 | I mean the nerve of people. |
| 2:05.0 | If you're so worried about germs, put your mask on you dumb fuck. |
| 2:09.0 | Anyway, I don't mean to start this episode angry, but I just got back from Target and I can't stop thinking about it. |
| 2:15.8 | I really wish I had said something but I'm not brave enough. |
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