Sketchers Hires A Conservative Ad Consultant

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

What would it be like if corporations consulted REAL Americans before producing ads? I think it would go a little something like the intro to this week's bonus episode.

Plus: An Anon Op Ed saves the day by proclaiming that the author is good.

Alex Jones picks on Marco Rubio in a bizarre fashion

and a man electrocutes children to keep them off his lawn.

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0:00.0	We begin our evening listening to two members of the senior management team at the advertising department of Skechers Footwear,
0:07.9	as they discuss the fallout of Nike's decision to use Colin Kaepernick as the face of their new ad campaign.
0:14.4	God, what a disaster. Their stock price plummeted over two points. Literally two points.
0:22.4	We got to avoid this at all costs.
0:25.4	What if we hire a conservative consultant to help us with our next ad?
0:32.1	Okay, but who?
0:34.2	We're liberal elites inside of our liberal bubbles.
0:37.7	Where are we going to find a real American?
0:40.3	Go to our Facebook page.
0:43.4	Look at this guy's comment.
0:45.9	Colt Wesson.
0:48.7	Isn't that two types of guns?
0:50.9	So I've seen you shoot guns.
0:52.9	Yeah, but I have a real name.
0:54.7	My name isn't just guns.
0:57.3	Okay, here's this comment.
0:59.6	Where are the men in this Skechers' Twinkle Toes web episode?
1:04.7	My God.
1:06.1	He might be just who we need.
1:08.1	Let's use that Facebook feature only corporations have access to to see his other
1:12.2	comments on other ads. Okay, uh, here he is in the comments on a Cheerios commercial. Why does the
1:20.4	family eating Cheerios have to be black? It's obvious that the bees serving them is white,
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