Hey, PFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, hello. How are we doing? Thanks for coming to our live pod. This is weird. This is new for us. Yeah, it is. I know. We're going to put sketch over there? We'll put sketch over there. Okay, okay. Cool. We do have a special guest coming out. We have sketch coming, but right now, we're just filming a live pod. So this will also be, like, streamed and posted, which is kind of weird, like, to have people watching it while we do it. Yeah, no edits now. So whatever we say is going to be out there. Yeah, that's like a live podcast. If we say something bad, we can't have Peyton edit it out. No, we're going to have to censor ourselves maybe a little bit more.

No, we're going to have to censor ourselves maybe a little bit more.

No, but Forbes is crazy. They know how to party. I'm like, were you there last night? Yeah, no, they do. I kind of thought, you know, it was going to be a little bit more, you know, suit and tie, really official. But last night, as soon as people started bowling, it seemed like the drinks were going down heavy. It was insane. I felt like I was back in college. I was like Forbes knows how to party. Yep. No doubt. No doubt. And it seemed like you were ready to get a little bit back on the horse last night finally. Okay. What? Yeah, it kind of seemed like, you know, like you were feeling like you could be chatting with a couple of guys.

There was one guy specifically.

There was some chatting going on. Okay, guys, he was like six, eight. He was a tall guy. He was a tall guy. He was a tall guy. But I had something bad happened to me last week. I don't think I've told the story yet. Yeah, I think we can start there. Should we start there? Yeah, yeah, why don't we start? Because, you know, as much as you were ready to get on that horse a week ago.

Yeah. Yeah, I think we can start there. Should we start there? Yeah, yeah, why don't we start? Because, you know, as much as you were ready to get on that horse a week ago, it seemed like that horse already had two saddles on it. Yeah, yeah. Unknowingly, I didn't know there was already someone on that horse. So, me and Josh were out and I was talking this guy. And like, I, for a while, I've health journey like I'm trying to find myself so I haven't been trying to be in a relationship or like looking for anyone and I'm like told Josh I'm finally ready to do this again yeah I think I can do this like I'm ready I don't think all men are bad I think I can do this I can get on the horse like a great like. We're back. It was a good, it was a good feeling to start the night. Exactly. I was like,

dude, I'm so excited. Like, I don't hate all men anymore. This is great. And the guy- This guy appears and, like, you vetted him. He seemed like a normal dude. Yeah. He was great. He was very handsome. He was talking to us all night. He was being so lovy-dovey. We're like holding hands.

He was carrying me. He was talking to us all night. He was being so lovey-dovey.

We're like holding hands. He was carrying me. He was doing all the things like telling me he wants to take me on dates when we get back to New York. And this guy comes up to me when we're leaving. Like I spent what eight hours with this dude. You were like, Bree, hurry up. Yeah, yeah, it's time to go to bed. Let's go.

Yeah.

And this guy comes up to me and he's like, hey, just so you know, that guy has had a girlfriend for four years. Yeah, it was a tough reveal. It was a tough reveal and it was worse because we were in the elevator and the door was closing, he kind of just did like a hand stuck in to keep the elevator from closing.

He goes, hey, by the way, that guy is a girlfriend for four years.

All right, good night, guys.

And then just walked off. did like a hand stuck in to keep the elevator from closing. He goes, hey, by the way, that guy is a girlfriend for four years.

All right, good night, guys. And then just walked off. And then the elevator just closed on us. Yeah, yeah, and we were just kind of left with that. And then what do I have in my hand? I literally have pictures of us in my hand in the photo booth, like, making out. And I was like, I found my husband. so great.

It was bad.

And I was like, oh my gosh, which sucks because I've been that girl before.

So then I go searching for this guy. Like we're trying to find him on social media. He doesn't exist. Can't find him anywhere. So can't find his socials, therefore can't track down said girlfriend. No one really knows this guy's last name. So I'm like, who is this mysterious, mysterious awful man, he was a ghost.

Yep.

It was awful. No one really knows this guy's last name. So I'm like, who is this mysterious,

mysterious awful man?

He was a ghost.

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